Showing posts with label gutenberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gutenberg. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Ulysses


I haven't read Ulysses.

I haven't read The Odyssey either, although I do own a lovely copy of it. Same with The Iliad. Sad, isn't it. How did I get through Mrs. V's literature class without it! I also have Joyce's Dubliners. One day I'll crack that open, too. When I run out of books to borrow from our library. Until then I'll simply revel in the pleasures of ownership.

What I found most interesting about the article on Ulysses was that James Joyce explores the minutae of his characters' thoughts and actions. I like that. What made him think anyone would care what his characters' every little thoughts were. And care enough to spend (quite a long little bit of) their time reading them. And from there, discussing them. I mean, how did he know me?

I recently saw a postcard on the PostSecret website, or maybe it was in their latest book, A Lifetime of Secrets: A PostSecret Book, someone confessed that they would like to have their life narrated, just like Dexter does. YoungBlood and I both are semi-obsessed with Dexter. I've always liked the books, and am impatient for Jeff Lindsay's next one. YoungBlood and I watch the shows together. I tell him how they differ from the books. I don't think he really cares, but for some reason it seems important (to me) that he understand where the character came from, and what the author is doing with him (or allowing him to do).

But the shows, yeah, we get to hear everything that Dexter is thinking ... which can be REALLY creepy. And it's great! Being not quite “right”, he has to study what people do so he knows how to “act” human, so there's a lot of him-in-his-head wondering and figuring out why people do the things they do which of course is just right up my alley, honey.

And aren't you reminded of Truman?




His entire life was narrated, every motion a voyeur's gratification, viewed, celebrated, mourned and discussed by millions, accompanied by a soundtrack, and oh the flashbacks! Definitely have to give some consideration to what would be included on the soundtrack of my life:





My life. Not a lot to look at here, except pretty faces ... kinda sad ...

Back to the Subject: evidently the last chapter of Ulysses contains only 8 sentences. Looooonnnggg ones. I'm a sucker for run-ons. Especially if it's amusing. Especially if I'm not reading it, but writing it myself. Here's an example, a note that I wrote to our computer tech at work when she wrote a note mentioning the quality of her own run-on sentence:

“Well now, I reckon I'd give it a B- as it really did have nice form and certainly was a good starting-point for a Grade A+ run-on sentence and yet it didn't have the length and breadth, full expansion if you will, that is the hallmark of the Grade A+ which ought to, ideally, include an aside or two -- as taught to me by my high school English teacher Mrs. V who does and always will inhabit a special place in my obsessive-compulsive grammatical heart -- and yet never truly veer far from the subject at hand, which in this case is of course the run-on sentence itself, and to truly achieve greatness please keep in mind the length of the sentence which should run on no less than any self-respecting paragraph, but there's no reason to get ridiculous about it, as the occasional published writer is apt to do, and write entire pages with nary a period in sight. Boring.”

OK, it really didn't even need the dashes and commas, and it's probably not as long as James Joyce's, but it's still longer than the norm, and it very much amused me to write it.

As to our lesson, I have been inspired to read Ulysses on my laptop, from Gutenberg. When I get to the end, and to that last chapter, I will most likely focus less on the content, Molly Bloom's thoughts, and more on the likelihood of Joyce's escalating feeling of amusement as he pushed ahead with word after word after word ...

The anticipation!

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Alphabet


In brief, today's lesson tells us that our present-day alphabet is in large part available to us due to the Egyptian slaves. Not that the slaves created the alphabet ... but the pharoahs had a tough time communicating with the overseers using thousands of little word pictures. Hence their system was greatly simplified, using pix to represent sounds instead of individual words.


Of course there has been much fine-tuning and branching and various variations along the way, but our present Roman alphabet seems to be working pretty well for us now.

Not all alphabets are learned in any sort of order as ours is, which, to me, seems a shirty dame. Just think of all of the darling alphabet books we wouldn't have were ours not an ordered alphabet. One of the best known is Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. Falling out of the tree and getting all mixed and banged up just wouldn't have the same charm if the letters were already scrambled to begin with.

The Icky Bug Alphabet Book has probably done as much to get young boys reading as any other book.

Personally I like H is for Hoosier: An Indiana Alphabet from the Discover America Alphabet Series.

And of course there's our familiar alphabet song, which I sing every time I have to restart a computer, giving it time to reset whatever the heck is wrong with it this time.

And there's Perry Como's romantic alphabet song:



And remember poor confused Big Bird, finding that marvelously long yet pronounceable word on Sesame Street – He just didn't know what it meant! His alphabet song is unforgettable... Look it up on YouTube:




I enjoy our alphabet. I enjoy words, written and spoken. I enjoy books. I used to read dictionaries for fun when I was a child. OK, I still do. I've always read anything that was handy ... ketchup bottles, cereal boxes, aerosol cans ... I sleep with books. I do. Not just stacked all around the bed, but there are always a few at the foot of the bed too, and sometimes one or two tucked under my pillow.

Marilyn Vos Savant's
The Art of Spelling has been a favorite book for some time.

For Christmas, my sister Frith gave me Book Smart by Jane Mallison, Your Essential Reading List for Becoming a Literary Genius in 365 Days
... Well, of course I have no interest in becoming a Genius, Literary or otherwise, but WHAT FUN!

For Valentine's Day, YoungBlood bought me Um. . .: Slips, Stumbles, and Verbal Blunders, and What They Mean
by Michael Erard which gratifies not only my word obsession but also satisfies my desire to find out why people do what they do.

I've recently purchased a Scrabble Travel game
and it has done much to ease the bruised spot on my heart invoked when my beloved Scrabble Deluxe was stolen straight out from my garage during a move a few years ago.

I regularly play WordTwist, a Boggle-type of game that has proven a little too addictive for my comfort, but I can't stop, because, well, it is addictive ...
... check it out ... at your own risk. I have so much fun playing that I don't mind not being very good at it.

Just to make my head feel good, I proofread for Distributed Proofreaders
for Project Gutenberg ... OK, it makes my heart feel good, too.

I am currently reading Born on a Blue Day: Inside the Extraordinary Mind of an Autistic Savant
by Daniel Tammet. While his focus is on numbers, at one point he writes of his interest in the Phoenecian alphabet. I am only a little surprised that I find myself identifying with Mr. Tammet throughout his life story.

Top of my list. Nicholas Basbanes
. A Gentle Madness. Enough said on that.

Books Books Books.
Words Words Words.
Letters Letters Letters.
I Love Them.